I saw this meme on a few sites a couple months ago, but never got around to posting it because I wanted to post my answers in pictures. Then I realized how much work that was going to be, and never did it at all. No time like the present then, eh? 1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now? I have several different bubble baths. I utilize the pumpkin scented bubble bath. RTY utilizes the rest of them. (I hide my pumpkin from her. Shhhh. I'm selfish like that.) 2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? Yuck, no. 3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator? I'm afraid to look. I need to clean out the refrigerator. 4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink? no. the clean dishes are draining on the clean dish side of the sink. 5. What would you change about your living room? wall mirror and color 6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? the dishwasher is empty. We never use it. As a result, it stopped working. I last tried to use it last Thanksgiving, is when I discovered it no longer worked. But, since we never use it, I won't miss it again until I'm cleaning up after our Halloween party next weekend. 7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry? nope. I have a bag of dried mushrooms. 8. White or wheat bread? wheat, but I rarely buy bread 9. What is on top of your refrigerator? a huge roasting pan for the infrequent lechon asado, and an extensive liquor library that will be drained at our Halloween party next weekend 10. What color is your sofa? brown with black trim 11. What color or design is on your shower curtain? my glass door has hard water marks on it, and a bit of mildew at the bottom I cannot eliminate 12. How many plants are in your home? two lucky bamboo, one dead orchid, and four shelves of african violets that appeared last week 13. How many candles are in your home? dozens and dozens 14. Is your bed made right now? no. I'm in my bed right now 15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it? glass 16. Electric or standard can opener? standard NOW WE HAVE AN INEXPLICABLE JUMP FROM 16 to 27. 27. Comet or Soft Scrub? Soft Scrub (note to self: buy some, you're out) 28. Is your closet organized? as organized as it's ever going to be 29. What color is the flashlight that you use the most? black 30. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer? no junk drawer 31. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? glass 32. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now? are we talking long island ice tea? 33. If you have a garage, is it cluttered? very much so 34. Curtains or blinds? blinds 35. How many pillows do you sleep with? two 36. Do you sleep with any lights on at night? night lights throughout the house, but none in the bedroom 37. How many ceiling fans are in your home? 6, still need to replace the one on the back patio 38. How often do you vacuum? when required WHERE IS 39? 40. What color is your toothbrush? purple and white 41. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? Kind of. It's shaped like a tombstone and reads RIP 42. What is in your oven right now? pan of oil 43. Is your microwave clean or dirty? don't know, rarely use it 44. Is there anything under your bed? crates of clothes I should just get rid of. 45. Chore you hate doing the most? mopping 46. What retro items are in your home? I don't understand this question 47. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? yes, but I call it the baby's room because I like to torture myself like that 48. If you have a yard, who mows it? I do, and it needs it 49. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now? yes 50. How many mirrors are in your home? good grief, this house has mirrors up the wazoo. Two bathrooms with a mirror each, huge wall mirror in the baby's room, even bigger wall mirror in the family room, one wall of the garage is tiled with mirror squares, and then there's the mirrors we hung, like the Coke mirror in the kitchen, and the mirror bosslady gave me for my birthday (with a nice note reminding me to look in it to see how beautiful I am) hanging just inside my bedroom door. That's seven? 52. What color are your walls? orange, beige, orange, orange, orange, beige Ma's room is two shades of pink RTY's room is red, black, blue, and yellow 53. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper? none 54. Do you have a peephole in your front door? our front door has a large oval glass pane 55. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home? I guess you'll find out when you're foolish enough to try to break in. 56. What does your home smell like right now? oil 57. Fave candle scent right now it's my pumpkin pie candle 58. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? dill 59. Who are in the pictures you displayed? everyone 60. What color is your favorite bible? I don't understand the question 61. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen? everyone wants more 62. Ever been on your roof? no 62. Do you own a stereo? yes 63. How many tvs do you have? 3 64. How many house phones? 3, one corded, because you need that when three hurricanes move through and you have no power for ages 65. Do you have a housekeeper? trick question 66. What style do you decorate in? what is this decorate of which you speak 67. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints? solid 68. Is there a smoke detector in your home? several, including an annoying cockatiel who mimics the smoke detector from the old house 68. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip? computer, emergency kit 69. Do you know how to work your electrical box? yes 70. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you? 76

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