Richmond can’t count, but posted up 60 Things You Possibly Didn’t Know About Me. I renumbered the list to have it be accurate, you know, unless I messed up the numbering.

I love these things.

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
2 coats, 1 sweatshirt, expired coupons, other trash

2. When was the last time you threw up?
Monday and Tuesday before Halloween

3. What’s your favorite curse word?
the F word is my favoritest swear word

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Mrs. Who (just called me back… all is well, the tornadoes were not in her ‘hood)
Dirty Old Man (paid his ginormous bill)
um… um… what can I say? it’s been a not-smiley day for me

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
actually got to work on time today, so I was walking in the door at 8a

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
receiving money from aforementioned Dirty Old Man

7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now?
eating dinner, watching Jeopardy, drinking a martini

8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no, but I’m still young

9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
“see you tomorrow”

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
depends on my mood and what they have at Cold Stone. I’m a chocolate girl, though.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water

12. What are you wearing right now?
I dressed up for no reason, since the client canceled. Purple sweater, black skirt with purple and gray pin stripes, black tights, black heals.

13. What was the last thing you ate?
hard boiled egg

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
no, but I am in desperate need of bras

15. When was the last time you ran?
January something

16. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
does figure skating count? If not, then it was the super bowl

17. Who is the last person you emailed?
Amanda: it’s her turn in scrabble

18. Ever go camping?
yes, and it’s been far too long. Add that to the list of things I could do for my birthday.

19. Do you have a tan?
hell no. I DO NOT TAN. I burn, blister, peel back to white. I do not worship the sun. Ever. I have done quite enough damage already to guarantee I’ll have skin cancer before too long.

20. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
If it’s in a glass with ice. I cannot stand ice touching my lips and teeth.

21. What did your last IM say?
it was with Jason. We were talking about the high school classmate that died.

22. Are you someone’s best friend?
probably not. I’m terribly lacking in the BFF department

23. What are you doing tomorrow?
same thing I do every day: try to take over the world

24. Where is your mom right now?
why don’t you ask her?

25. Look to your left, what do you see?
an AmEx card, a phone, my 4gig thumb drive, stack of mail from last week, candy jar, couch, wall

26. What color is your watch?
n/a

27. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
kangaroos, funnel web spiders (the reason I can never go there)

28. Would you consider plastic surgery?
no, I’m a bit old to change careers, dontcha think?

29. What is your birthstone?
aquamarine

30. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
depends. don’t often do fast food, though

33.How many kids do you want?
Three. It is becoming increasingly obvious that I’ll have zero. Why must you bring up topics that make me sad?

34. Do you have a dog?
I call my husband “puppy.” Does that count?

35. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Mrs. Who

36. Have you met anyone famous?
see list here at #58

37. Any plans today?
a martini

38. How many states have you lived in?
see list here at #43

39. Ever go to college?
many

40. Where are you right now?
sitting at my desk at work

41. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
you should know

42. Last song listened to?
I believe my ears were last assaulted by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I tried so hard to tune it out. I guess I succeeded, since I don’t recall which song it was.

43. Are you allergic to anything?
penicillin, sulfa-drugs, most perfumes, Ivory soap, Tone soap (do they still make that?), Tide detergent, Colgate toothpaste, Crest Vanilla Whitening toothpaste. And on and on with the weird soap and fragrance allergies.

44. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I hate all shoes

45. Are you jealous of anyone?
occasionally

46. Is anyone jealous of you?
I doubt it. Honestly. What’s there to be jealous of? My two readers?

47. What time is it?
423p

48. Do any of your friends have children?
yes

49. Do you eat healthy?
I like to taste my food

50. What do you usually do during the day?
long for the carefree days of youth

51. Do you hate anyone right now?
yes

52. Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
what a stupid question

53. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
31

54. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Six Flags Great Adventure in NJ

55. How did you get one of your scars?
one in my hair line from 3rd grade when Kyla and I ran into each other while playing some frisbee game in P.E. Her teeth connected with my forehead; I spent the afternoon in the ER.

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