Profanity Barrier

Hey dumbass. The next time you’re taking a new-to-you route to school because of an office errand after work, and you think to yourself, “oh I should have turned back there because I’ll be back tracking if I keep going this way,” either turn around to go make that missed turn or keep going the way you know. DO NOT JUST RANDOMLY TURN TO SEE IF THE ROAD WILL LEAD TO WHERE YOU THINK IT WILL LEAD YOU. Prophet Mohammed. Do you want to live to see your thirtieth birthday? Because based solely on the fact that you drove on purpose into a rape & murder neighborhood in the heart of Crime Hills tells me you don’t want to. How fucking stupid are you? Your first clue that you should not have turned onto that street (because you were too stupid to recognize the street name as the warning sign) was that you were the only white person in the area. I hate to sound racist, but it was Crime Hills. You knew it was Crime Hills. And yet you turned off a main road onto some random rape & murder road IN FUCKING CRIME HILLS! What the fuck were you thinking? Your second clue (because your racing heart was not enough warning) should have been all the security bars on every single window in that neighborhood. But did that make you back track? No. You are so fucking stupid. Frankly, I’m surprised you were able to pull your head out of your ass long enough to recognize how scared you were before you got hopelessly lost in CRIME HILLS and found your way out of that hell hole.

Next time, go the way you know. No experimenting with back roads in FUCKING CRIME HILLS! You moron.

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