Amanda has been emailing me all morning, concerned about my toothpaste issue, demanding to know which toothpaste it is that I cannot find. I sent her a link to the type, and… she just called me from her Target to ask me how many boxes I’d like her to pick up for me. See, she’s going to be in town this weekend, and she wants to make sure I see her, so she’s buying me toothpaste and holding it ransom. Brilliant! Because, you know, I was originally planning to avoid her alltogether, but since I need my toothpaste, well, I guess now I’ll see her.

Thank you, babe. I really appreciate it! Tell me the total and I’ll have cash for you when we see each other this weekend.

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