Description of a Horror TV Show

Last week, I saw a television show that really gave me DOG pimples! It starred OBAMA as a mad BLOGGER who discovers a way to make bedbugs fourteen feet high! The scientist has a goofy assistant, played by NANCY PELOSI, who gets mad because the scientist keeps hitting her on the head with a LESBIAN. So she lets the bedbugs loose. Right away they start to eat up ISTANBUL (ed. note: not Constantinople). The army tries to stop them by spraying them with SEMEN but that doesn’t bother those GREEN bedbugs. They go right on and eat up Chicago. Then the army drops an atom FOOT on them and this kills all of them except one super bedbug who grabs the MORON scientist and jumps into a volcano. And then the goofy assistant takes off her disguise and says, “I was only a DEATH RAY for the F.B.I.,” and she marries the scientist’s beautiful TOOTH, who is played by THE PURPLE PIMP, and they live FLEETINGLY ever after.

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Did youse guys enjoy that? Should we make this a regular feature? I was originally thinking of having Mad Libs Mondays, but obviously I couldn’t wait until Monday to do this one. And it fits well into my Brain Frieday category. What do you think?

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