The ten year old step-daughter of one of my co-workers was at the office all afternoon. She came out of the bathroom and bee lined for her dad. I then heard her confide in him that while she was in the bathroom she pushed some of the buttons (on the computerized toilet) and water squirted out. He laughed and asked where the water hit her. She loudly lamented, “IT SQUIRTED MY BUTT!”

And I laughed and laughed (in another room).

I then listened as my male co-worker explained to the ten year old girl about what a bidet is, how it works, etc.

And I laughed and laughed (in another room).

The whole conversation was funny. I’m just not sure which part was funnier.

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