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Scribblings and bibblings; bibblings and scribblings.

30
Nov
2007

This is one of the toilets at work:

I named it Mohammed. Everyone in my office takes a dump into Mohammed at least once a day, and usually twice a day. Mohammed is very good at his job. As you can see, Mohammed is computerized. Mohammed warms my ass on cold days. Mohammed doubles as a bidet and can warm the stream of water. Mohammed is a great toilet.

wRitErsbLock

Your 2¢

  1. Lukie Said,

    I was trying to think of something to name “Muhammad” but couldn’t think of anything. You did a fine job and I certainly cannot top that. Did you hear that they want that Lady killed by firing squad? For what “allowing” a stuffed bear to be named “Muhammad.” This is such a “loving” religion. Now these are NOT the same Muslims that crashed into the WTC. No! These are the “loving” not at all crazy Muslims. “Imprisoning this lady does not satisfy the thirst of Muslims in Sudan” is what has been quoted in newspapers. THIRST!! Thirst for blood.

  2. Lukie Said,

    I also wish they would decide how they want to spell Muhammad or Mohammad. I guess when a character is fictional you can change the spelling at will. Does it really matter?

  3. wRitErsbLock Said,

    and you spelled it MAD at the end instead of MED. Your way makes more sense since the followers of Mohammed seem to be mad all the time.

  4. wRitErsbLock Said,

    And why is okay to name a kid Mohammed but not a teddy bear?

    Stupid ass religion.

  5. Brian the sailor Said,

    Thank you. You have no idea how therapeutic that was. I needed that.
    I’m still so damn angry!

  6. Chris Muir Said,

    Blow the lid off the Mideast, oh yeah.

  7. Harvey Said,

    Lost the link you sent me.

    Found the link you sent me.

    Laughed my ass off :-D
    Harvey’s last blog post..TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

  8. Lukiemams Said,

    You son of a bitch mother fucker, go name it after your mams. You don’t respect any body bitch you racist mother fucker. And go get your sisters or mams underwear and clean it and then lick your mams shit you son of a bitch mother fucker.

  9. sherlock Said,

    Wow Lukiemams, such intellect. Next time I take a shit I will name it Lukiemams.

  10. diamond dave Said,

    Alright, who farted in here?

    diamond dave’s last blog post..Never forget

  11. vw bug Said,

    ROTFL

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  12. Rob Farrington Said,

    Umm…what race is Islam, again, Lukiemams???

    And what’s your position on whether or not muslim males should be allowed to have up to four wives who have to be totally subservient to them, walk in single file behind them, and deserve to have acid thrown in their faces if they dare to walk down the street wearing anything more revealing than a portable tent?

    Just wondering.

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