Wow, it’s been a while, hasn’t it? In honor of the money Uncle Sam gave us yesterday, the money we promptly pumped into the economy at our local Apple Store inside Florida Mall, I give you a poem about money.

Smart
~Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
‘Cause I’m his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
‘Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes — I guess he don’t know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just ’cause he can’t see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head —
Too proud of me to speak!

I wasn’t quite that silly; I traded my money for a shiny new computer. Yay!

If you have a poem you’d like to submit, let me know. And I’ll try to post a new poem every Friday. It doesn’t have to be something you wrote, it can be your favorite poem.

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