FYI - If you ever decide to order a pizza from the Pizza Hut located at Hansel Avenue & Hoffner Road (407-856-6216), DON’T.

At approximately 630p, Fred called to order a pizza. It’s poker night, pizza is a good snack food. He placed his order, gave our phone number, gave our address, gave a credit card number and was told they would call us back to make sure it wasn’t a hoax order. Um. Kay. I would think that providing a credit card would indicate we are serious about ordering a pizza, but whatever. Forty minutes was the promised delivery time. Forty minutes later (after being distracted by the pool table), I suggested Fred call and find out where the heck our pizza is.

He called, and they never made our pizza because they misdialed our phone number and concluded it was a hoax. WE GAVE A CREDIT CARD, don’t you think that means we want that pizza? Seriously. WTF? And the girl on the phone was un-apologetic. “Oh, oops, I dialed a 9 instead of an 8.” Tee hee. Bitch.

In thirty minutes or so, we should receive our pizza from American Pie, which is a better pizza anyway, IMO.

Meanwhile, I’ll be sending a bitch letter to Pizza Hut corporate tomorrow. Because I can. And because I’m completely baffled by their system of stupidity.

UPDATED @ 758p Can you believe American Pie delivered a pizza to us without calling to verify we ordered a pizza? They just assumed that since we called to order and provided a credit card that we really did want a pizza from them. Astounding!

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