Me: Hi, I have a nail in one of my tires.
Him: Okay. We can take care of that.
Me: I bought road hazard when I got my tires, so I’m hoping you’re going to tell me there’s no charge for removing this nail, because I’m unemployed and really cannot afford it.
Him: No, it’s going to be a million dollars.
Me: Okay then. Get started, I guess.

A few minutes later…

Him: We’re going to go ahead and rotate your tires, it looks like you haven’t done that in a while.
Me: Oh, please don’t. I really cannot afford it.
Him: Sure you can. You bought your tires from us, so rotation is free.
Me: Really? That’s great! Because I know my front tires are much more worn than my rear tires.
Him: Yeah, you really need to be rotating them every 7,000 miles at least.
Me: Okay.

Yay! My nail was removed and my tires rotated for free!

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