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Oh lovely. I am number ten in the google search for

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casey anthony pee pictures
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yeah, this searcher is in Orlando.

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Brilliant! Why has no one thought of this before?! Someone in Buffalo, NY realized all they had to do was go to Ask.com and type in this search term.

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where is caylee anthony
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The question lead to me. Crap. Does this make me a suspect?

Our Orlando police detectives should learn from this internet investigator. This is the proper way to conduct a missing person investigation!

Seriously, though, Caylee is still missing. She turned three on Saturday.

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Holy visitor count, batman! I hit 75K a few minutes ago. You always hope it’s someone you know for the milestones so you can properly thank them. But, alas, number 75,000 was a visitor in the general vicinity of Hamden, CT, who searched (unsuccessfully) for pinky ringery joe pesci. I don’t have that video and have not been able to find it when last I searched. But thanks for stopping by and being number 75K!

In related news, I have already hit my normal daily hit quota, which means I will likely double my normal daily hit quota. I tend to average around seventy-five hits per day, and am currently at seventy-three. Lots of people are clicking over here because, like many others, I am concerned about Caylee Anthony. I say the more people hearing her name and seeing her face, the better.

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I will have you know I am #9 in the google search for:

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“clitoris snipped”
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Thank you. Thank you!

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Sweet! I am #2 in this google search:

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SIL is a manipulative bitch
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Ain’t that the truth!

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I am number seven in the google search for:

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how to make rachel happy
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Here’s your answer: it’s impossible to make rachel happy. If you think you’ve found something that will make her happy, she’ll just find a way to twist it and find a way to be insulted and angry about it.

Unless you come bearing grey goose. That might work for you.

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Pamibe had a post up recently about pron. I left a comment over there alluding to a search term that frequently brings visitors to my site. It’s a pronographic search term (various search terms, all with the same basic theme). Oh, sure, it seems innocent enough, but I recognize is at what it is: a searcher who gets off on girls who might possibly benefit from incontinence supplies. There is a group of people who get off on real or staged bladder control problems. And they flock to my site. I know which posts they find (there is more than one post they find), and am always amused that I rank as high as I do in their various search terms. I imagine they are always disappointed in what they don’t find here.

To each their own, I guess.

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I think the results of this google search are really interesting, in an ignominious way:

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does the baker act keep one from owning a gun
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I am #7
Instapundit is #10
The Volokh Conspiracy is #12

It’s interesting to me that I rank higher than much bigger bloggers in that search. As I said, it’s an ignominious honor.

(I was thrilled to have a perfect occasion to utilize the word “ignominious.”)

Oh, and the answer is yes. But there can be exceptions. I am hoping to be an exception. But I have not yet pursued the exception. I will soon, though, as I’m increasingly worried about not being armed.

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Oh my goodness.

I am number three in the google search for:

(Profanity barrier)

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Woo hoo! I rank #6 in the google search for:

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mohammed was an ass
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Go me!

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To the person in or near Jamison, PA who found me via this google search (I’m number 8!)

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how to make my wife wet
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Seriously? You’re searching for that? It’s quite simple, really: turn the hose on her!

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To the Medical University of South Carolina searcher who found me via a google search for:

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what does CWPM stand for in typing
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(I’m number six!).

The answer is Correct Words Per Minute.

Thanks for dropping by!

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Stupid IMAO beating me out on the google search for:

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george bush weather machine
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IMAO is #1 in that search, while I’m a meager #10. At least I rank in the top ten, though!

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I am proud to announce I am number one (thank you to my searcher in Newark, NJ) in the Google search for:

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“Insubordinate brat”
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Go me!

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Holy toledo! Someone searched through seventy-three listings before finding me in the google search for:

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paralegals who sleep with attorneys
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Why would you search for that?

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